Flirt sms


Aj apko dekha

najane kion ap bdle bdle lag rhe the

mera dil mje mjboor krta hai k kch kh doon

pr dar lgta hai pr khna to pRe ga k……….naak saaf kr lein

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Hi sweetheart,

Doing nothing?

Then make aplace 4 me in ur Heart!

I may come there any time!

Ur’s faithfully

“HEART ATTACK!”

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this time i’m sure and i’m gonna say it……

i

i l

i lo

i lov

i love

i love y

i love yo

i love yougurt: especially with rice hurmat

Ek Dost Banaya jaye,

jisay palkoon pay bathaya jaye,

ho kuch mera aur uss ka rishta aisa k,

jab wo rahe udas to ham se bhi na muskraya jaye.

Lakri ki kaathi,

kaathi ka ghoora,

ghoorey ki dum pe jo maara hathoora,

ghoora dhora .

ghoora dhoora ..

dum daba k dhoora,

ary hey mr tum kahan dhoor rahey ho

ghoorey ki baat chal rahi hai.

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Hey u scared ?

but i dont think ..how can u,

yea thatz what im thinking we scared becuz of gost

but u r the brilliant one of those.

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Good NEWS:)

Free accomodation(khana peena rent sab free)

4 More information just Dial 15.

‘you”

yes you

u really disspointed me

i trusted u so much but UR big mouth is never SHUT

why don’t u stop telling others my secret?

that

I M CUTE .

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Garifta dil tha roya tha yaad ker k tujhey.

tamam raat nahi soya yaad kerk tujhey.

oof

khudaya yeh bijli kab ayegi.

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Kitney laalchi shaks nickley tum,

huhh mein kabhi soch bhi nahi sakhta tha..

jub koi cheez aati hai tou thora sabar hi kar leyte hain

ek dum sey sms read karney lagey,

chimpanzi ki akhiri nasal huhh.

No visits……….

no calls………..

no missed calls……..

no sms\’s…………

no mails……………

no chat…………

i m worried……….u r in jail again???

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Dil chahata hay,

tum say milnay ko dil chahata hay,

tum ko daikhnay ko dil chahata hay,

mager ye stupid gate ceeper kia keh raha hay…………………aaj zoo band hay??

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I hv a confesion to make.

ever since ive known u its kinda of hard to forget u .

every nite u appears in my dreams and

i find myself shouting “spook spook”

Mujhay

aap

se

kuch

kehna hai

wohi

3

lafz

jo

sub

ki dilon

ki dharkan

ko cho lain

i…

love….

Pakistan..

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Why do donkey eat grass?

…..??

……????

………..????????

oooooooppppsssss!!!! i’m sorry. it’s ur personal matter.

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Good Morning…….

have u done 2 of thae most important things when u woke up today????

1) pray , so that u may live long

2) take a bath so that other can live long…….

EYES: to look at u.

HAND: to pray for u.

MIND: to remember u.

HEART: to make friendship with u.

and

LEG: to kick u if u forget me….

So alkways remeber me!!!

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jub subah jago tu kalma tayaba parho.

jub pani peny lago tu bismillah parho.

jub mujhy dekho tu subhanallah parho.

jub shesha dekho tu laholawala parho.

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As a person u r:

=> ADORABLE

=> SWEET

=> SIMPLE

=> HONEST

=> OBEDIENT

=> LOVEABLE

=> EXCELLENT

Someone told me dat u r no. 1 flirt. Is dat true

F- FRIENDLY

L- LOVELYFUL

I - INTELLIGENT

R - ROMANTIC

T - TRUTHFUL

SO KEEP ON FLIRTING.

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Say esay ee

say eee

say eeee

say eeeee

say eeeeee

very good

now go & brush ur teeth.. gud day.

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Which Part…

of a man’s body

has no bone

full of veins

loves pumping

and responsible 4

making LOVE!

ANSWER:

HEART!!! But i luv the way u think…

Main Bewakoof

Main Bewakoof

Main Pagal

Main Bewakoof

Main Bewakoof

Main Pagal

Main Bewakoof

Aahista Boolo tumhari Aawaz Yahan Tak Aa Rahi hai

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Found!

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Done!

You Are

SUCCESSFULLY

LOADED IN MY HEART..

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i saw sumthing in da shop window today.

it was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.

i was supposed to buy it for u till i realised it

was my own REFLECTION.

kadam kadam pehawa ki aahat kadihaan rakhna;

MUSHKIL samay meinb dosti ko yaadrakhna;

humari yadon kiKHUSHBU zaror ayegi

tum bus apni NAAksaaf rakhna.

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PADHNE baithe he they

gaur kijiye ga

padhne baithe he they

kiki

ki

ki

LIGHT CHALI GAYI.

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3+3 = 8 bataoo kese hoa??

bataoo bataoo??

nahi maloom??

mian bataon ??

“Ghalti Say”

Today,

tommorow and

yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you

You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!!

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Kari Jao

Kari Jao

Kari Jao

Kari Jao

Besharmon Ki Tarah

SMS Receive Kari Jao

Kabhi Reply Na Kerna!!!

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hum app k hain kuan

hum app k hain kuan

hum app k hain kuan

hum app k hain kuan

hum app k hain kuan

hum app k hain kuan

hum app k hain kuan

kuch bhi nahin.

Jis Tarah Shereen Bina Farhad Mar Gaya

Jis tarah Laila Bina Majnoon Mar Gaya

Bilkul Usi tarah

haan Usi tarh

yeh kabhi bhi mat sochna k main tumhare bina mar jaonga……lolz…

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Once a baby monkey ask his mum….

“mum why r v so ugly?”

Mum replies…”Beta essa mat bol kio k jo

yeh sms parh raha hay wo hum sai bhi ugly hay Sweetlarki.

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Roses are red,

violets are blue,

the bulldog next door reminds me of you.

Hold it gently,put2fingrs,

if dey dnt

fit,fos dem in,

if de hole’s big enaf,put3,

muv up&down,slowly..ooh yes..

can u fil it? dats how u wash a glass.

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Opn ur legs n get on top of me..well,

do ur thng nice n slow..,open it wide so

dat u can do ur thng quik,

There u go!!u’ve jst dropd a bomb on me [Toilet]

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AB BASANTI AA KAR AAP KE SAMNE DANCE KAREGI

WAIT…..

WAIT…..

WAIT…..

BASANTI KUTTON KE SAMNE DANCE NAHIEN KARTI.

ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH .

BEHRAY KAY HATH MAY RADIO..

GUNGAY KAY HATH MAY MIC..

OR………. APP KAY HATH MAY

(MOBILE)…….

KIA ZAMANA AAGAYA HAY…..

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Pehle gale se lagao,

Phir kiss karo…

Phir bed pe litao,

Phir uske legs uthao..

Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia,

to pamper badlo…

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R u Male or Female ???

Wants to know the answer…

Then see down . . . .

Not here u fooooooool…

I luv the way it rubs aganst the soft pink

flesh creating creamy fomy liquid,

as it trust in and out up & down,

cant wait till nxt time my tooth Brush.

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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.

Sagar se gahara koi nahi.

Aab aapki kya tarif karu…

Dost me aap jaisa…

Nalayak koi nahi!

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I ask god a Flower ,

he give me agarden.

i ask a tree, he give me a Forest. iask a lake ,

he gave me An ocean, Iask a fool,

he gave UR Mob no……

All ways keep your LOVER’S photo in your purse.

when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.

you will feel that No other problem bigger than this…

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Tumhien pata hai bahens ka munh kala hoota hai,

Nahi pata?

Vakaee nahii pata??

Koee baat nahi.

AAINA DEKH LO.

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Dark were those Days without UR sight….

When I was in Darkness U gave me Light…..

U gave me Light 2 make Life Bright…….

THANK YOU SO MUCH U “T U B E L I G H T”

After engagement : Superman

After Marriage : Gentleman

After 10 years : Watchman

After 20 years : Doberman

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Sorry 4 disturbing u.

can u fax me ur photo,

its very urgent,

serious matter has

comeup actually,

we r playing cards

and I lost the joker.

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Scientists all over the world

r wondering how long a human

being can live without a brain…

Kindly tell them ur age…

Earth may stop Rotating,

Birds may stop Flying,

Candles may stop Melting,

Fishes may stop Swimming,

Heart may stop Beating,

But your Brain will

never start working!

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My friend, the best quality

that I like about u is that,

U R very sentimental ….

10% Senti and 90% Mental..!

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Sincere Apology: If u dont like

any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,

then plz dont hesitate, feel free

to….. throw ur mobile!!

Sincer Apology;

if u don’t like to any of my SMS & dont like to read,

then plz don’t hesitate, feel free to…… THROW Ur MOBILE!!

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If you have any problms-

Bindas tell me, i’ll elp you.

If you don’t have any problms-

Bindas tell me, i’ll create sum4u!

“After all Hum Hai Kisliye”

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Good news

fom U Rent free accomondation

(Khana, Peena, Peena, Sona, Rehana…. Sab Free)

For more details Just dail 100.

Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute,

98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly,

Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.

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Chup chup rehti ho…

kuch nehi kehti ho….

kya!

kya!

kya goongi ho????

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A Rose alwyas Rose

whether it is in golden pot or in dustbin.

Same way U R alwyas my friend

Wheter U R in Central Jail Or

in Mental Hospital…

Â

b

ba

bak

b

ba

bakb

baka

bakbak

bkik

bkbkbkbkbkik

GOOD THAT WAS CHECKING TRAINING

2MORROW WILL BE DONKEY TRAINING

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Open My Heart

Get Inside

If You Found SomeElse Inside My Heart

Just Say Hi And Sit Down With Him.

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Hay Baby !

If you were a hamberger at McDonald’s,

I would like to say you McVerySexy.

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Hey hav you heared the news?..

Now phone call will be billed according to ur Brain size.

Bigger ur brain is,much will b the call rate.

“VOILA”!!!YOU CAN MAKE FREE CALLS NOW!

When u r alone…

when ur crying…..

when ur upset….

when ur sad……

just make a call to me….becoz incoming is free for me….

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If god comes and asks for a wish,

” Bill-Gates may ask,’I want to be the master of IT forever.

Aishwarya may ask,’No other girl in the coming generations

shouldn’t be more beautiful than me.

‘But I will ask to keep u healthy always

and attack me instead.”I LOVE U SOOO MUCH”.

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Good looks catch the eyes,

but Good Personality catches the heart.

You are blessed with both!

FLATTERED???

Don’t Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you to read it…

Pehle hath

mai lo

fir

sedha karo

fir

muh mai lo

aur

thok lagao

fir ander

ghusao

kitna muhskil

haina

SUI MAI DHAGA

DALNA ..HAHAHAH

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Ure so sexy u drive me insane.

i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.

ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.

oh damn im sorry i have the wrong number.

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Boy: “Pura andar gaya?

” Madam: “Haan gaya.”

Boy: “Dard hua kya?

” Madam: “Bahut hua”

Boy: “Chalo doosra sandal try kartay hai madam!”

Police is looking for someone described as

gorgeous,

sexy,

intelligent,

funny &

amazing peoson,

Ur safe.

But where the HELL am

I gonna HIDE

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Din ko chain nahi,

raat ko aram nahi.

Jee na lage kahi,

E khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?

Arey Pagal..

yeh pyar nahi …..

Aajka 44 degree celcius temperature hai.

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Some callme funny,

some one call me sunny ,

someone call me honey

what about u dont plz dont call me with any name

coz ur already buxbuney!!!! now shut upu!!!!!!!!!

Aaj toh bahut khush hoge tum.

Kyunki, barish jo ho rai hai

Aur barish mein.

Sabhi MENDAK khush hi hote hai.

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My friend the best quality

tht i like abt u is tht ur very SENTIMENTAL

10% SENTI

90% MENTAL

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If people say

UR CUTE punch them

they can’t fool u like that.

Baby u are the bomb

surely your father iz da terrorist,

your smile destroys mi surely your mom iz da tsunami!!!!!!!

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Khabi khabi main sochta hoon k

dunya ki sab se azeem, handsome,

cute boy ko jaan se mardoon..

likan jub main tandey dimagh se sochta hoon to

pata chlata hai k ye to Khudkushi hogi.

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I want to see tears

in your eyes,

but but but tears of HAPPINESS.

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So sweet is ur smile,

so sweet r ur eyes,

so sweet is ur voice…………….see how sweet r my lies.

I want to kiss ur lips

I want to smell ur breath

I want to touch ur tunk

I want to touch ur teeth

But u dun worry

I m ur friend dentonic!!

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A - U’r Attractive

B - U’r D Best

C - U’r Cute

D - U’r Dear 2 me

E - U’r Excellent

F - U’r Funny

G - U’r Gud Looking

H - He He He

I - I’m

J - Just

K – Kidding.

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CAN U THINK

” 2+ 5 =11 “

KASY AYA?

SOCHO_SOCHO

NAHI MAULOOM

THORA OR DIMAGH LARAO.

ABHI BHEE NHAI?

OK LET ME TELL U KASE AYA.

?

“GALTEE SE”

Tumme aur Pepsi ki Bottle main similarity=

sweet,

cool,

badiya,

jaldi milne waal,

aur sabse badi similarity “DHAKKAN”

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Log kehte hai

ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat me banaya hai.

Simple si baat hai faltu kaam fursat me hi kiye jate hai.

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SMS nechay hai

aur nechay

aur nechay

aur nechay

maine kabhi socha nahi tha k aik sms kay liye tum itna gir jao gay.

1 msg received…

1 cool person sent it…

1 fool is reading it…

1 fool gets mad…

1 fool is still reading it…

1 fool will forward this message to another fool!!

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I Love “u” ,

I Love “u” ,

I Love “u” ,

I Love “u”,

I Love “u”,

Hey ! Dont get excited I love other alphabet too…… v,w,x,y,z!!!

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Only the open heart receives

LOVE

Only the open mind receives

WISDOM

Only the open hand receives

GIFTS

and…

Only the CUTE 1’s receive

MESSAGES From ME!

2 Prove his love..

he swam the DEEPEST river..

crossed the HOTTEST dessert..

climbed the HIGHEST mountain..

she..

divorced him coz….

HE WAS NEVER AT HOME !!

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R u mad?

Y r u reading me?

There is nothing in me.

Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.

I think u will never stop reading me.

OK

Read me now.

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Press down

again

again.. please

once more

sorry again

6 times more

Oh! Again

1 Time again

don’t u have any job

KOI GUM NAHI MAGAR DIL UDAAS HAI

TUJ SAY KOI RISHTA NAHI PHIR BI EK AAS HAI

KEHNAY KO BOHAT HAIN APNAY MAGAR

TU AIK KHAAS HAI

ZYADA EMOTIONAL NA HONA

UPAR SAB BAKWAAS HAI HOTI

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In day i miss u

at night i miss u

in morning i miss u

i miss u every moment

i miss u every second

i miss u alot…….

my stolen chappal i really miss u.

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HEY YOU KNOW!

THAT YOU ARE SO SWEET?

DO YOU KNOW Y BCOZ I HAVE SEEN THOUSANDS

“BEE” AROUND YOU.

Those who cant av me HATE ME …

those who ABUSE ME lose me…

those who av me cant handle me …

an then theres people like u who cant refuse me.

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A SCIENTEST CANNOT B

A PRESIDENT BUT KALAM PROVED IT.

A CONDUCTOR CANNOT B

A SUPERSTAR BUT RAJNIKANT PROVED IT.

A MONKEY CANNOT OPERATE

A MOBILE BUT YES, U DID IT.:

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Hr Khushi Ko Teri Taraf Morr Doun Ga

Terey Liye Chaand Tarey Torr Doun Ga

Terey Liye Mussaraton Ke Darwazey Khol Doun Ga

Ik Bar Hans Kar Dikha,Terey Sarey Daant Torr Doun Ga

Dark were those days,

without your sight.

When I was in darkness,

you gave me light.

You gave me strength 2 make life bright.

Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !

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I need you…

I love you…

I can’t go anywhere without you…

Oh my lovely… SHOES !

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Whats the difference

between a Kiss,a Car, & a Monkey?

A kiss is so Dear,

A car is too Dear,

& the Monkey is you Dear.

1 day u’ll B srprisd 2C ME beside U.

U & ME laughing, U & ME crying,

U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on,

U & ME… just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

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Good looks catch the eyes

but Good Personality catches the heart,

You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?.

Don’t Be, it was sent to me,

I just wanted you to read it.

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Can u pronounce good english:-

read along woof,

roof,

loof,

shoof,

shoof,

woof,

loof,

roof,

poof,

woof

woof,

hoof,

woof,

roof,

shoof.

Test results:

U r a good dog.

Now stop barking

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho

itna katil kaise sharma lete ho kitni

aasani se jaan le lete ho kisi ne sikhaya

hai ya bacchpan se kamine ho.

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Heura ander gaya?

She:Yes

He:Dard hua?

She:Haan

He:Fit hai?

Sheerfect

He:r u comfortable?

She:Zabardast

He:Aray Madam ko yeh sandel pack kardo.

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Main tum say bohet love kerta ho q

k tum bohet lovely ho main mer jao ga agar

tum nay ab b meri money na di tu.

Maine pucha chand se

ki dekha hai koi mere yaar sa haseen…..

Chand ne kaha…Dimag mat kha,

itne upar se kya”TAMBURA DIKHEGA”….!!

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WILL U DO IT,

IF WE WERE ALONE &

IT WAS DARK &

U WERE IN MY ROOM AND

U WERE UNDER MY COVER,

WILL U HELP ME FIND MY TEDDYBEAR.

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YAR TUMEN EK MAZE KE BT BTAO.

THORA KAREEB AO THORO AUR.

BS THORO OR,

PLZ MRE KHATER THORA SA OR,

BT YE HAI K KBHE APNE KAN B SAF KR LEA

KROOOOOOOOOO AYAZ.SAHIL,

PRACTICE AT UR HOME

1.Take one grape

2.Take it in ur hand

3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth

4.Approach the mirror slowly & see.

Wah! Langoor ke muh mein angoor..

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Jab hota hai tera didar,

Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar

Jab hota hai tera didar,

Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar

….Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhar..

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Is kader hum apko chahte hai ki,

duniya wale dekhkar jal jate hai.

yun to hum sabeko ullu banate hai,

lakin aap thoda jaldi ban jaate hai.OK.

Teri awaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon,

to ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon.

Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon,

to cartoon network laga leta hoon.

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Red Rose: Luv

Yelloe Rose: Friendship

White Rose: Peace

Which Rose for u?

Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare,

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Thought for the future generation:

Don’t marry & make a woman happy.

In fact remain a bachelor &

make several women happy.

Baba ji ka mela laga hai

haridwar mein.

Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge.

Kisi aur ko mat batana.

Ye SMS sirf chuninda

bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai

Do u know

similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?

Both don’t exist.

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Dream makes everything possible,

Hope makes everything work,

Luv makes everything beautiful,

Smile makes all the above…

So always Brush ur Teeth

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It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper

that we use to write one exam.

Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.

SAY NO TO EXAMS

Q:Which Boy Has the permission to go to a girl’s bathroom

and touch her every where he likes?

A:Lifebouy

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( MUJHSE SHADDI KAROGI )

Aaj rat tak soch lo kal ko ammi abu

bhai aapi sub ko betha ker mashwara ker k

person lazmi jawab dena k yeh diouloge ki film ka hai !

ha ha ha.

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Legs utha ke karo,

Tange faila ke karo,

Ghuma ghuma ke karo,

Aage peechey dono taraf karo,

Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga

Oye I’m talking abt Yoga.

As by xperience my

advice 4u friends-

have only one girl

friend otherwise ur life

will b very sad like me

1side Aiswarya puling

me 4 cinema other

side sania pulling me 4

tennis and Priety

keeps sending luv

messages 2 me! silly gals!

wat can i do? oh no…!

i’m getting a call from

katrina kaif….!

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Hugli Hugli

Dugli Dugli

Bugli Bugli

Ugly Ugly Bus…….

Hanso mat ye rung kaala karnay ka mantar tha jo tum nay parh lia!!!

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ARZ kia hia k

main ja raha tha k

woh aa gaye …o shit :

mujy phir Toilet jana para ….

This is the telephone terrorist team.

While receiving this message a virus will be activated.

This virus should have infected your mobile by now.

Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

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Want to suck you…

lick you…

wanna move my tongue all over you…

wanna feel you in my mouth…

yep,

tat’s how u…

eat an ice cream

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CNN News.

Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama.

FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.

If ever in your life u r very sad

n feel that u have lost everything,

I’ll come, hold ur hand,

take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

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U know last week,I visited my friend in China &

they thought I’m joking when

I say in South Africa there are Monkey’s,

so will tou plz borrow me ur photographs

so that I can show them when I visit again?

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God knows d value of HEART,

so he created LUV….He knows d value of NIGHT,

so he created DREAMS…He knows d value of FREINDS,

so he created MEEEEE….

Ankhon main basi hai tasveer tere

dil main basa hai naam tera aate

hai jab yaad tere dekhte hain TOM AND JERRY

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Me us ki lena chahta tha

aur wo mera lena chahti thi

kyo ke us ki new thi

aur mera bhi naya tha

mere —– ke bagher us ki kisi kaam ki na thi

aur us ki —- ke bagher mera kisi kaam na tha

bolo kiya kiya kiya kiya?

SIM AUR MOBILE YAAR

………………………………………………………

Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina?

Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina?

Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina?

Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina?

Ms.Mina?

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki

tera chehra khila khila

jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya

to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila.

………………………………………………………

Dil chahta hai tum se milne ko,

tumhain daikhne ko.

magar kia karon yeh stupid gate keeper kehta hai.

” Aaj Zoo Band Rahay Ga “

………………………………………………………

I have started luving ‘U’…

I know it sounds ridiculous but I can’t control my feelings 4 ‘U’.

Some time later I’ll start luving more ALPHABETS…!

Jo sagar NE kaha lehron se,

Jo ped NE kaha patto se,

Jo phoolon NE kaha kaliyon se,

Wohi main tumhe kehta Hun,

Aey chal re shany hawa aane de.

………………………………………………………

Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,

Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,

Shamaa KaParwana Hua,

Masti Ka mastaana Hua,

Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya,

Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua.

………………………………………………………

Any Time When I Think about you

Automatically I smile

I Don’t know y?

This is becouse you r a

JOCKER :)

Aaj temprature 47 degree hoga

Aap apne

Damagh wali jagah per

baraf rakhein

kyun k

Bhoosa Jaldi

AAG..

PAKARTA

HAI…..

………………………………………………………

Promise me v r true frendz,

i’m lamp u r lite,

i’m coke u r sprite,

i’m saawan u r baadal,

i’m normal u r paagal… ha ha ha.

………………………………………………………

Ba adab

baa mulahiza

hoshiyar

paglon k badshah

pakistan k bewakufoon k sardar

noor-e-chasham

tajdar-e-pakistan…

sms recive kar rahay hain.

Husn pe itne ghuroor na

kijiye yey to char dino ki

masti hai apke husn tab tak

qaim hai jab tak

CHERRY BLOSAM sasti hai.

………………………………………………………

7 Angels come to me

& ask:

the name of most

INTELLIGENT

SMART

HANDSOM

DECENT

& WELL-MANNERED person

I told them ur name:

Dekha un ko bho bewaqoof bana dia na!

………………………………………………………


URDU KI BOOK MEIN LIKHA HAI

………………

……………

……………

…………….

…………..

……………

YAHAN THORI LAKHA HAI

URDU KI BOOK MAIN LIKHA HAI

I can’t hide this 4rm u anymo,

i realy don’t want to break your heart but its better

i tell you b4 you hear it 4rm sm1 else.

i’m realy sorry but i have to tell u, r gogeous.

………………………………………………………

Hay mein mar jaaon itni piyari aur cute ho

Itna mulaim itni sunder tera jism hey

Dil chahta hey ke hum dono ka mail ho jaey

Ooper ooper se sahi essa koi khel ho jaaey ;)

mERI mANO bILli.

………………………………………………………

On march 31st if anyone talks about your beauty,

your power, ur

greatness, your smartness,

then just kill them…How dare they FOOL u

1 day before

Ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho,

ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,

ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho,

ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,

Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain..

………………………………………………………

Honton say jo mujhay

chu lya hai is ka ehsaas ab tak ha

Ankhain naam hain or

sansomein agg ab tak hai

pata hai kyu?

hari mirch khao gay to aisa hi ho.

………………………………………………………

Ooper rakho tu phisly

Ander dalo tu barse

Ander jaey tu phisal ke jaey

Baher aay tu pighal ke aay

Kisi ke andar bary araam se jaey

Koi kary oi oi Karwa hai yeh SHARBAT!!!

I’d climd the highest mountain.

I’d swim the ocean blue I’d do anything at all my dear-

Just to get away from you.

……………………………………………………..

Wen life changes &

we go our separate wayz.

u will still be in my heart til my dyin dayz.

i tell no lie dis is true.da world has nva seen a freind like u

………………………………………………………

Shadi kay din Kareedb aaye to

Maha to Ditting ka shaok howa.

Mein le aye SUFi(banaspati Brand In Pakistan) ko.

Sufi par aitemad jo tha,

Suba hoi to Dekha….NA MAHA THI NA SUFI…..!

Shaytan Association

invite all member’s for the Annual meeting to discus

their vacation of the month of RAMZAN

so your attendance as senior member is required..

……………………………………………………..

Demagh ho to jawab do

Fill in the blank with yes or no

……… I am not a Human.

koi jaldi nahi hi. achi tarha sooch lo,

phir jawab do.

……………………………………………………..

IS KADAR HUM AAP KO CHAHTE HEN,

KE DUNIAN WALE JUL JATE HEN,YON TO

HUM SUB KO ULOO BANATE HEN,

PER AAP ZARA JALDI BUN JATE HEN.

Mujhe se tum yon kiyon shermati ho

Mujhe pata hai tum cream bohat lagati ho

Orr kisi ko nahi batana to na bataoo

Per aisi baat tum mujhe se kiyon chupati ho.

……………………………………………………..

Bill payment par,

Bank Deposite par,

Mobile recharge par,

Cinema ticket par,

Phool Offer par,

Cash Register par,

Down payment par,

TUM SIRF MERE HO.

……………………………………………………..

Your smile is amazing…

you know your smile kills the people….

So please save the world…….

and

Brush your teeth….

regularly!…

Q: to make it straight she pulls it,

to make it stand she rubs it,

to make it stiff she licks it,

to let it in she pushes it.

what is she doing?

a: threading a needle

……………………………………………………..

Good person?

thats you Good mate?

Its you again Good taste?

Corse its you Good friend?

Its also you Good looking nah get lost thats me .

……………………………………………………..

GARAHAMBEL

invnted

telefon

EDISON

invnted

elctricbulb

MARCONI

invnted

radio

COLUMBOS

discoverd

America

tu bas mobile nu angutha mare ja

Qualities a friend must have:

Cute as crocodile.

Smart as sardar.

Active as turtle.

Fit as hippo Matured as monkey.

No doubt u r my Frnd.

……………………………………………………..

Whn cloud breaks, rain falls!

Whn coconut breaks,

water falls!Whn luv breaks tears falls!

But whn ur head breaksaaila.

……………………………………………………..

LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar,

Sugar nahi to Coffee bekaar,

Love nahi to Life bekaar,

Moon nahi to Sky bekaar.

aur Tum nahi to….Zoo bekaar

Harkhushi ko teri teraf mod dunga

Tere liye chand tare tod dunga

1 bar has k to dikha

Tere sare dath tod dunga.

……………………………………………………..

Fizaon me tum ho

Hawaon me tumho

Baharo m tumho

Ghatao m tumho

Dhoop m tumho

Chaon m tumho

kyo k Sach hi suna tha

shaitanka koi thikana nahi h0ta.

……………………………………………………..

A mega brain sale is announced in U.S.A

Newton’s: 200$

Edison’s: 400$

Hitler’s: 500$ &

Ur Brain: 25,000 $

coz its Fresh & Never used.

If u want SUCCESS in life;

be Sweet as Honey,

be Regular as Clock,

be Fresh as Rose,

be Soft as Tissue,

be Strong as Rock,

be Sure as Death,

and….be Smart as ME.

……………………………………………………..

Life is like a MOVIE…

If u r sad - DRAMA

If u r afraid - SUSPENSE

If u r angry - ACTION

When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR

Now u r smilling - that’s COMEDY .

……………………………………………………..

How 2 grow up a baby 2 make it absolutly

charming,

smart,

good looking,

cute,

funny,

truthful &

an

extremly intelligent kid ???

Ask my parents…!

However high the sky may be.

However wide d river may b.

However strong d wind may b.

Just remember..

it’s none of ur

business,

Do ur eork……..

……………………………………………………..

lahore k paas k

nizamudin railway station ki

train no. 2324 k

route k

3rdstation shahdra k

chote se gaon k

nazdeek wale kabristan k

chowkidar ki kabr pe

baithe huwe doggi ki

aage wali right side ki

taang ki ungli k

nakhun k pass

chupe huwe kire k

pait main rehne wale bacteria k

chromosomal DNA k

thymine Nucleotide k

5thcarbon outer shell k

4th electron ki kasm

sirf disturb krnay k lie sms kia hai

……………………………………………………..

Dunya main 7 wonders hain.

1 apun ka style,

2 apun ka smile,

3 apun ka mobile,

4 apun ka face,

5 apun ka

grace,

6 apun ka trend,

7 apun ka friend.

Boley to Tum!!

Mein soo wala card bhej raha hoon

scratch kar k load karloo pher sms kar lainaa

############ scratch here,

……………………………………………………..

Fill in the blanks with HAAN or NAHI

1) ….. mein insan nahi hoon

2) ….. maira koi elaajh nahi

3)…… mein hee pagal hoon,

……………………………………………………..

I am leaving India Tonight.

Actually Saniya Mirza Is pregnant and

Medis is suspecting me.

Tum bhi nikal lo.

Uski kaamwali bhi pregnant hai.

Chalo sms sms kheltey hain

pehle tum sms kro

phir tum sms kro

phir se tum sms kro

1 bar phr tum sms kro

bas 1 last sms tum kro

bas!baqi ka khel kal khelen ghey .

……………………………………………………..

1-5 years girls

love MOM

6-15 years girls

love DAD

16-30 years girls love ME

30-60 years they love HUSBAND

61-100 years they love

Aish kar Ja ye tu rakh le

……………………………………………………..

Ur eyes Patakha,

ur lips Rocket,

ur ears Chakri,

ur smile Fuljadi,

ur style Anar,

ur personality Bomb.

Beta nikal le,

i’m coming with “candle”..

Maine tumko Phone kiya

to netwrk bola, Namskar!

Paglo ki duniya me

apka swagat hai,

Aapko jinse baat krni hai

unka DIMAAG abhi SWITCH 0FF hai!

……………………………………………………..

Ye badal ye bijli sirf apke liye hai,

Ye mausam ye hawa sirf apke liye hai,

6 mahine bit gaye apko nahye hue,

Ye barish yeh boonde sirf apke liye hai.

……………………………………………………..

When i miss u, i read your sms,

When i want 2 c u, i close my eyes,And..

When i want 2 hear u,

 I throw a STONE over a DOG!

SHUTUP!

S= SURPRISES 4 U

H= HAPPINESS 4 U

U= UNLIMITED LOVE 4 U

T= TRUE PASSION 4 U

U= U ALWAYZ INMY MIND

P= PRAYING 4 U

SO AGAIN

SHUTUP!!

……………………………………………………..

No cute graphics to send

just a…

caring heart saying…

REMEMBER 2 PEE B4 GOING 2 BED

……………………………………………………..

Kindly observe SILENCE

for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes

who died last night after

sucking ur blood.

PRACTICE AT UR HOME

1.Take one grape

2.Take it in ur hand

3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth

4.Approach the mirror slowly & see.

Wah! Langoor ke muh mein angoor.

……………………………………………………..

Ek khuwab,

ek khayal,

ek hakekat ho tum,

dosti mein pharne wali har zarurat ho tum,

jise roz ek sms krna phare,

AREE YAR AJEEB MUSIBAT HOO TUM,

……………………………………………………..

As u sleep,

bow ur head n say this prayer…

thank u lord 4 this terribly stunning sender.

may his smartness,

intellect and charm inspire me…

Do you know

that you would look great with two pounds less …

in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !

You’ve got Sex Appeal…

You’ve got Style…

You’ve got Intelligence…

You’ve got Class…

You’ve got D Face… &

You’ve got D Body… &

I’ve got the wrong number! Sorry!

……………………………………………………..

Don’t Afraid

(((((( ))))))

(((( @) (@ ))))

(((((; <._.> ;)))))

((((((,__ ,))))))

don’t be afriad……

Sometimes mob work as mirror

……………………………………………………..

Wxy wxy wxy

Wxy wxy wxy

Wxx wxy wxy

Nahi samajh aya?

Jara ulta kar k dekho

jo sidha samajh me nahin aaya ulta kya khak samjh ayega.

My Eyes

DETECTED

My Heart

REACTED

Thousands were

REJECTED

& only u were

SELECTED

bcoz i need a monkey 4 an advertisement.

……………………………………………………..

Stars+moon

=romantic nights

Birds+sky

=lovely day

Forest+animals

=beautiful world

you+your smile

Yeahhhh..

……………………………………………………..

The MUMMY Returns…

Papa ! papa! Mujh ko Bandar dekhna hai.

Papa- Nahi beta abhi nahi

Nahi papa mujh ko abhi Bandar dekhna hai naaa!

Nahi betaa tum abhi Bandar nahi dekh sakteee.

Magar kioo papa?

Kyu k Bandar abhi yeh email parh raha hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6 rules to be HAPPY:

Free your heart from hatred;

Free your mind from worries;

Live simply; Expect less;

Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

……………………………………………………..

Ba Adab

Ba Mulaheeza

Hoshiayaar

Pagaloonk Maharaja

Bewaqoofon ka Shehzada

Be-Noor E Chasham

Aqal se anjaan

Shehanshah-e-PAgalistan

SMS ki parhae farma rahe hain..!!!!

……………………………………………………..

Swwar ke bache——–

Ullu ke patthe——–

Kutte ke pille——–

Gadhe ki aulaad——-

Bhains ke bachhre—–

Bakri ke momne——–

Sub kitne chhote chhote ,

pyare pyare hate hain.

Attendance

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes sir

Tinko

Yes sir

Gullo

Yes sir

Ullu

?

?

Ullu

?

Button n daba

present lagwa

……………………………………………………..

Kyu unhe miss karte hai

agar miss hee karna hai to

un mosquitoes koa karo joa

bina puchhe kiss karte hai…

……………………………………………………..

Hello….

hello… hello…hello..

Awaz nahi aa rahi?

HELLO…?

ab awaz ayi?

Ab bhi nahi?….

..awaz kaise ayegi buddhu? ye to sms hai.

Today is “Sunday”

Send thsi sms to 10 peoples

and InshAllah tomorrow will be

“Monday”Beleive me it works…………..

……………………………………………………..

WELCOME To

wwwhumancom

Type password

*

**

***

****

New Member:

U r welcome

Processing:

Denied! Sorry u r not human.

Try

Wwwmonkeycom

……………………………………………………..

Hello G!

Main Amitabh bol raha hoon

“KO BANEGA KARORPATI”

se mere samne aapki girl friend bethi hain

jo ke bohat acha khail khail rahi hian,

Ab agli awaz unki hogi

…….. . . . . . .

. . . . . . . . . . .

. . . . . . . . . . .

“BACHAO, BACHAO, BACHAO

R u Mail or Femail

Answer k liye

nechay dekho

-

-

-

Bewakoof yahan nahe

apne nechay dekho ;-)

……………………………………………………..

Damn! Not ur sms again.

wereva i go i go…

i c u…wereva

i go…i hear u…

wereva i go i cant stop thinking

about u.

why is that?

Aww i feel sorry 4 u…

why did u ever come out from that zoo?

……………………………………………………..

“Mujhe dhondo”

“Kya hua thak

gaye kya”

“To phir dhondo”

“Ab rehne do”

Pagal; apne Dil mai dekho..

Africa k mashor shahar

syberia k khofnak wadion k

sunsan jangal k

pepl k

darakhton k

neche safar karte hovi

tarzan k

kndo par nachti hovi bandri,,

how r u

……………………………………………………..

If u wanna drive a mercedes…..

if u wish 2 go 2 america…

n want 2 stay in five star hotel..

then visit our website www apni-auqat-ma raho.com

……………………………………………………..

Kya mukhra he….

kya zulfain hein….

kya chehra tum ne paya he..

asa lagta he jaisay peepal se BHOOT utar aya he….

Pyar ko mat chhupao,

usey zarurat hai jatane ki,

Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao,

unhe zarurat hai badhane

ki, Ab aur perfume mat lagao,

tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki.

……………………………………………………..

Tawe per para hua popcorn uchalta kiun hai

?

:-D

??

Khud baith k dekho pata chal jai ga

……………………………………………………..

You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat

H-ot

O-ne in million

N-aughty

C-ute

H-umble

U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho,

hai to tu ghonchu hi.

Ek khwab, ek khayal, ek hakikat ho tum,

Dosti me padnewali har zarurat ho tum,

Jisko roz ek sms karna pade,

Kya yar ajib musibat ho tum….

……………………………………………………..

Logon ko thang karne k 6 tareeqee hain

-

-

-

-

-

ye pehla hai…………………..!

……………………………………………………..

Red Rose: Luv

Yelloe Rose: Friendship

White Rose: Peace

Which Rose for u?)

Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare, De Taazgi

>—->

Ja Mere mizail ja jo mere sms ka jawab nahi deta us ke dimaagh main phath ja.

<—–<

Abe O

wapis kyun a gaya?

Mizail:Us ke paas to dimaagh hi nahi hai.

……………………………………………………..

Smbody

wants 2 kiss u

close ur eyes

umm.haa

muhaa…

ok..

satisfied now open ur eyes..

;****;

x( @..@ )x

“(–)” MAZA AYA ? BANDAR PAPPI LE GIA .

……………………………………………………..

Karo mai nahin

abhi karo

ek bar samj nahi aati kya

pareshan honey wali kia bat hai

ek bar hi tu karni hai hmm

ab gusa na chraho mujhey ok?

chalo ab man jao na

ek BAR JALDI SEY SIMLE PASS KAR DO

THT SLIKE AGUD GRL.

Yesterday whole night i

was thinkin abt only U

Now i’m

thinking of “V”.

Tonight i’ll definitly think abt w,x,y and z

……………………………………………………..

Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai…

Sone ko sona katta hai…Lohe ko loha katta hai..

Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din..

Tumhe kutta katega.

……………………………………………………..

HOTHO SE JO CHOO LIYA,

EHSAAS AB TAK HAI,

ANKHE NAM HAI,AUR SANNSO MEIN AAG AB TAK HAI

AUR KYU NA HO KHAYI BHI TO’HARI MIRCH’ HAI MUSKAN

Pooch na teri judaee kay lamhay main nay kaisay betaay ,

Paani main surf Excel mila kay straw say bulbulay banaay…

……………………………………………………..

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,

Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,

Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,

Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

……………………………………………………..

One day we all are going to depart

on a journey. The trip will be free

of charge, your savings are of no use,

dont worry about the seat reservation,

its confirmed and the flights is always

on time.Luggage will be unlimited n

not 20 kgs, ur good deeds no matter how heavy,

all r complimentary excess baggage, islam will be

ur passport, kalima will be ur visa, qabar will

be ur waiting lounge. The rest i leave to ur imagination! Be ready..

Bulbul ka bacha

khata tha khichri

peeta tha pani

gata tha ganey

merey sirhaney

aik din akaila betha hua tha

main ne uraya

wapas na aaya

kuttay ka bacha:)

……………………………………………………..

Tawe par rekha

POPCORN

Uchalta kio hay?

?

arey baba khud baith

kar daikho. pata chal

jaye gha

……………………………………………………..

In the late night,on the full moon day,

I stopped my car and went close to her ears,

she felt shyness.i went to say those words but

I thought she wont believe it.

Finally i told

her those “3 words”

“PETROL ILLA ERANGIKKO”.

Petrol Hutum Hogya

A child uses its thumb 2 chew,

An illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,

A winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,

But a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms.

……………………………………………………..

Agar Farigh ho tu neechay press karo..

.

.

.

.

Agar ab b farigh ho tu upper press karoo….

……………………………………………………..

Welcome game show me aapka swagat hai!

yadi aap prizes jeetna chahte hai to niche jaiye

aur niche

aur niche

********

**********

tum paise ke liye itna niche gir sakte ho

mujhe yaqeen nahi ho raha hai

Jab se tumhe jana hai,

jab se tumhe paaya hai,

Har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,

Taaki poochhu rab se ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai.

……………………………………………………..

Lux 8.50Rs

Rexona 7.50Rs

Tibbet 5.50Rs

Dove 25Rs

Dettole 12.30Rs

Tiger 5.00Rs

in main se koi bhi le lo

aur naha lo pleeeez.

insan kay ander

messege parhanay ka

itna shoq hota he

k chiayh usay

pagal

stupid

fool

bewakoff

nalaiq kaho

kitna bhe kuch kah lo

wo messge neachay tak parta he

ab apnay app ko hedaikh lain

yah pata hotay huway bhe kay

is msg main kuch nahe he

phir b parhay ja rahay ho

parhalo parhlo last taq parh lo

ab ap souch rahay hon gay k

yah baqwas kab khatam ho ge

our main bhe kise ko forward keron ga

tu ker lain ab app ki bari he tata.

Tery face ki sweet smile nay

mery heart ka signle break kia…

mughy jab say hoa hay love tujh say

main nay night sleeping chor dia

……………………………………………………..

Face Terey Ki Lali Ne

My Gentle Dil Ko Tor Diya

Love Terey Main Aisa Doba

Night Sleeping Choor Diya!

……………………………………………………..

Hmmm… ()”"”"()

( ‘ o ‘ )

(,,)…(,,)

Main shabshe nalaaj hu

mujhe Koi achmech nahi bhejta

Aaj se shabbe achmech band

KATTI,KATTI,KATTI.

Funny urdu

HUM BHI BESAHARA

TUM BHI BESAHARA

FITT-E-MUNH HAMARA

FITTE-E-MUNH TUMHARA

……………………………………………………..

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki

tera chehra khila khila

jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya

to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

……………………………………………………..

Apni or teri dosti ko main koi nia nam don..

Ager main kahon tera mera rishta asa jesy koan or balti..

tum or main juda kabhi ho nahin sakty..

Tum or main asy jesy dinner main sweet n salty.

Flowers are missing you.

Birds are calling you,

Please come back to zoo

because zoo is not zoo

without you. hahaha

Heart beat are countless,

spirits are ageless,

dreams r endless,

memories are timeless

and a friend like u is Useless.

Oops!

Sorry Yaar,

Priceless

……………………………………………………..

kya ankhein hein ap ki,

kya baatain hein ap ki….,

us khuda ne kuch aisa apko bnaya hai….,

maano………\

“Shhhhssss.. Koi Hai\”

se bhoot nikal aaya hai…….

……………………………………………………..

So sweet u r

so sweet your smile

so sweet your eyes

so sweet your style

see how sweetly i lie

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