Naughty sms


BUY A SCOOTY…..

PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY….

TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY…

DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS … GET A CUTY};

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(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*

(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?”}::_+|+_)*

(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho

jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya.

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This is your mobile operator

we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile

please put it on the floor and start jumping on it.

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It’s better to stay away from girls.

Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life,

remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life.

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Very good!

Intelligent Ho!

Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge…

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oT TnAW T2UL I

oT TnAW T2UL I

+THpinboop YA2

!..2mA3rb T33w2

! .. niH)A2 2′rU

Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now…

Bye!

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There are 3 chambers in my heart.

there are 3 chambers in my heart.

1 for ALLAH

1 for ABBOO

1 for AMMEE

Oh wat about u dear?

Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bcoz

You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the height of Flirting?

What is the height of Flirting?

When your love letter starts with

“TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.

A girl phoned me the other day and said.

A girl phoned me the other day and said…

“Come on over, there’s nobody home.

” I went over. Nobody was home

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Press down down more Ok more YES

Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh

yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD !

mmmmm That’s how I sex on text !

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I really deeply wish tat u r here

I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.

on my bed&lights is off &

we get under the cover together..

2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

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He came at night,

He came at night,

explored my body,

got on top of me,

touched me,

he bit, sucked, swalowd,

when he was satisfyed,

he left,

i was hurt,

BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.

To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces….

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Always start your day with a lot of… S E X S

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X S –

SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make

S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.

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Come here,take off urs pants and knickers

Come here,take off urs pants and knickers,

get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs…..toilet!

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Lastnite i went 2 bed without u.

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,

naked,thinking of u,

missing ur warmth,

ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,

my lovely pyjamas

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